Gurometer

From Decoding the Gurus

Gurometer episodes and previews.

Episodes

Gurometer: Iain McGilchrist *Patreon Preview* 2026-06-12
In this Gurometer edition, Matt and Chris feed Iain McGilchrist into the sacred instrument to see where exactly refined country-parish-minister…
Gurometer: Teal Swan and Scott Galloway 2026-03-18
In this Gurometer double bill, Matt and Chris break out the much-sought-after Gurometer™ to score Teal Swan and Scott Galloway across the 11…
Gurometer: Stefan Molyneux *Patreon Preview* 2025-12-13
In this unlocked bonus episode, Chris and Matt complete their forensic/esoteric/scientific assessment of the charming Stefan Molyneux, consigning…
Gurometer: Gary Stevenson 2025-05-10
The podcast arrives at 'late stage' Gary discourse as Matt and Chris attempt to enter the man, the myth, and the legend, Gary Stevenson, into a…
Gurometer: Naomi Klein 2025-03-23
In the wake of our Naomi Klein episode, the masses have spoken. And like the responsible Gurometricians that we are, we've taken your feedback to…
Gurometer: Peter Thiel *Patreon Preview" 2025-02-11
'Tis a New Year (sort of), and amidst all the chaos in the world, we thought we'd offer a small glimmer of light by making this Patreon episode…
Gurometer: Curtis Yarvin 2025-01-02
Back once again with the dark art of Gurometry, we turn our sights to the bad boy of Silicon Valley—the mulleted maestro, the edgy eejit, Curtis…
Gurometer: Dr. K (Bonus Preview) 2024-10-05
There are many different systems for quantifying a person's essential essence. You could use an Ayurvedic questionnaire to determine your doshic…
Gurometer: Hasan Piker *PREVIEW* 2024-03-15
What happens when you try to squeeze a muscle-bound Twitch streamer into a precise measurement instrument like the Gurometer? And can it even…